Grandma Aggie Irl

A cannibal’s one weakness: spray bottles

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Gillian Anderson photographed by Matt Holyoak.

Gillian Anderson photographed by Matt Holyoak.

lotrlockedwhovian:

systemofadowny:

Take no shit

If only this was a socially acceptable way to deal with assholes in the world today…

My fandoms

Misadventures of flapjack
Chowder
The female body
Spirit: stallion of the cimmeron
Myself
Pooping after u haven’t pooped in like three days and it feels like u pushed a baby outta there
Getting chemicals in ur eye
The smell of vanilla
Pisstown
Armpit hair
Hannibal
U know the usual stuff

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

I love my skin!

refined-grace:

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.

saw this post: "can y’all stop reblogging that tweet with the “i scared the mexican woman in my backyard” because that picture is of a native mexican woman who gave birth on the lawn of the hospital that refused to treat her and tbh that tweet is messed uparticle" with source... so yeah thought you should know since i saw it on mah dash from you
Anonymous

hotguysandpizza:

I know it was actually that a hospital wouldnt take the woman even though she was in labour and she gave birth on the grass infront of the hospital
Happened i think 2 years ago

Tumblr’s loving and respecting community

merasmus:

me,  a harmels cishet person: Honk hoynk

ANGRY TUMRL SJW:image

howtobeafuckinglady:

treehunna:

my people



your people

howtobeafuckinglady:

treehunna:

my people

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your people

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

giraffepoliceforce:

schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard-wrangling machine that trims, shaves, edges and hydrates throughout each shave. That’s a real tool, for real beards.

Are you a real man? Prove it. Shave yourself with this monkey wrench. Trim your fingernails with a chainsaw. Style your hair with a cement mixer. Use a jackhammer to blend your breakfast smoothie of protein powder and drywall. Drive a forklift to work. Fall in love with an air compressor and have five beautiful leafblower children. Have an affair with a washing machine. Get divorced. Spend the rest of your life wondering what went wrong. Start shooting up heroine with that nail gun buddy you met at that concert that one time. Lose your house. Go to rehab. Try to reconnect with your family. Your children prefer their mother’s new belt sander fiancé over you. You get a new apartment. Your roommate is a sewing machine.

giraffepoliceforce:

schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard-wrangling machine that trims, shaves, edges and hydrates throughout each shave. That’s a real tool, for real beards.

Are you a real man? Prove it. Shave yourself with this monkey wrench. Trim your fingernails with a chainsaw. Style your hair with a cement mixer. Use a jackhammer to blend your breakfast smoothie of protein powder and drywall. Drive a forklift to work. Fall in love with an air compressor and have five beautiful leafblower children. Have an affair with a washing machine. Get divorced. Spend the rest of your life wondering what went wrong. Start shooting up heroine with that nail gun buddy you met at that concert that one time. Lose your house. Go to rehab. Try to reconnect with your family. Your children prefer their mother’s new belt sander fiancé over you. You get a new apartment. Your roommate is a sewing machine.

crimewave420:

thug-genius:

crimewave420:

This woman tried to get me to adopt her cats but I decided to take pictures with them instead

who is this woman

Are those gauges in her nostrils??

Is that a thing now?

"her" lmao